ok SO not the best sweet valley book i've ever read. pretty boring really. compared to cheerleaders taking overdoses and drownings in france this was pretty tame. ridiculously tame. who wrote this? not francine pascal for sure. i'm assuming that the ghost writer responsible for this fiasco got kicked off the team, or conveniently shot in a hostage situation or drowned in a mysteriously leaking boat in the south of france...poor caroline pearce, she's got red hair AND she doesn't have a boyfriend, kill yourself! oh finally a svh character i can relate to! WRONG! caroline pearce is an annoying little so and so who ruins everyone lives with her gossip mongering. i can't stand a book with such a stupid protagonist. little caz makes up that she has a boyfriend because no one likes her, and it TOTALLY WORKS! everyone wants to be her friend for like five minutes until everyone realises that she's made him up. but seriously, we've all had boyfriends we've made up, like that's not even that bad. in the end [SPOILER] elizabeth feels sorry for caroline with her red hair and all and so she gets one of todd's mates to pretend to be this guy she made up... of course she like comes clean at the end, because they always do in these american things, but the guy that was pretending to be the guy she made up actually wants to like mack out with her anyway and all the blonde girls are hells jealous.
so what's the moral of the story? don't make up hot boyfriends or you might end up with a hot boyfriend? oh who's that knocking? oh is that my new hot boyfriend come over with roses and a puppy to take me on a date to france in a helicopter?
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