Sunday, July 3, 2011

rock star's girl #72

jamie peters is like the hottest most awesomest celebrity on the planet in 1991 and would you believe he has just bought the old kitterby masion just four houses down from lila's place? 

jessica and her cronies begin stalking him by hiding in the bushes by his pool and watching him walking around with his shirt off, when they aren't listening to his new cd that is. yes that's right, lila actually owns a CD PLAYER! jessica refuses to listen to tapes any more and goes to lila's place to listen to the one cd that she owns, which is of course jamie's new album "pride" which, although is a cd is still referred to as having "sides" - retro-gasm! of course listening to anything at lila's is hard these days since she's taken up the MARIMBA and to everyone's surprise is actually pretty good at it. 

meanwhile, liz makes friends with the new girl, andrea slade, who just moved to sweet valley from new york. everyone thinks she's hiding something because she always acts weird about people coming to her house and she won't tell anyone what her father does for a living.

while hiding out in the bushes one afternoon jessica and co see jamie peters AND andrea slade hanging out by the pool. of course the only explanation is that they are LOVERS! so she tells everyone and svh rumour mill madness ensues. 

of course they aren't lovers, svh was never that liberal. it turns out [SPOILER] that jamie is andrea's DAD!

ha ha ha! aren't you all silly? 

actually i thought this was all a bit weird, i mean everyone has the hots for andrea's dad? like if she's 16 he has to be at least like 34 right? pop stars in the early 90s were never that old. 

not the most dramatic work in the series.