Friday, May 18, 2012

showdown #19

so basically what happens is that lila falls in love with a CONSTRUCTION WORKER! it's like the worst thing that's ever happened to her. jess is jels of the drama so SHE falls in love with THE SAME CONSTRUCTION WORKER!

the construction worker is a dude called jack, and like he's WAY TOO hot and awesome to actually just be a construction worker so jess and lila start digging to find out about his mystery past. he keeps talking about "holidays" and mentions that he once lived in a "house" so that totally MUST mean he's practically a PRINCE or something. jack goes along with it all, because, like why wouldn't you? he starts dating both lila AND jess, because like, they are best friends and they would never ever in a billion years be able to work out that they are both dating the same guy. no seriously, they actually DO NOT work out they are dating the same guy. lolwut?!

this goes on and on for quite some time. lila thinks she is going to marry him and jess just wants to get into his pants pretty much.

things get exciting when jess's popcorn money goes missing out on a date with the j-wreck to the movies. omg this awesome, she's in the cinema and is like "jack is probably the sort of guy who would think a girl paying for stuff is cool" so she offers to buy popcorn, but she CAN'T because jack has stolen her purse (we've all been there).

SO it all comes to a head when nicholas (regina's brother) suddenly remembers where he's seen jack before and that - JACK IS A PSYCHOPATH!!

his game is like stealing popcorn money, doing drugs, holding up chics at knife-point for popcorn money and STEALING PHOTOGRAPHS OF UNDERWATER CREATURES! oh MY!

jess finds all this out for herself when she goes snooping in his MEDICINE CABINET (we've all been there) and finds a box full of ALL SORTS of drugs! not just panadol either! when she comes back out with the box - because, we all know that's the way to deal with these things; bring to the attention of a PSYCHOPATH that you went through his stuff and found his stash. he ATTACKS her, and is about to carve her with a kitchen knife except that suddenly NICHOLAS MORROW is beating down the front door and saving her LIFE!!!

10 points for nicholas morrow for beating down a door.

1 point for jessica for living through another psychopathic kidnapping (how many are we up to??)

0 points for liz because she wasn't really in it.

4 stars (not enough drama).