roger barrett is like a heaps fast runner. he runs around school and he runs to his cleaning job which NO ONE knows about, because if people like LILA (who roger is totes crushing on) knew that he was a cleaner she would be like - EW!rog gets conned into running in "the bart" which is like this super prestigious race and the winner gets a scholarship to SVU (sweet valley university) except that he can't go to practice because it's on at the same time as his cleaning job WHICH just happens to be at the office in which mr wakefield works at! WHICH is totally bad luck because JESS just happens to get a job working for her dad after school at the same office and so she totally finds out about that rog cleans toilets! liz totally blackmails jess into not telling anyone because JESS is actually MACKING OUT with a dude from the office across the hallway like every other night and GUESS WHAT? he is only FIFTEEN!!! :-O jess finds out he is fifteen and is like WHAT? get out of here you underage JERK! jess! what!?
so rog gets all famous all over SVH because everyone finds out that even though he wears glasses he is secretly a JOCK on the inside and that makes him COOL as punch. lila decides he is totally worth pursuing now, that is until he tells her he cleans toilets and then she's like GO AWAY! EW! but it turns out OLIVIA has always been in love with rog and then he decides he is in love with her even though she wears weird outfits and kind of looks like a tree hugger.
4 stars.
