this was weird. like hells weird. it was only when i read the page at the end that said it was the second instalment of a "sensational six-part miniseries" that i questioned this decision to read every sweet valley high book ever written - in random order.
so like liz gets arrested. and jess is pissed because liz like killed sam. so what i think happened (well, what i've deducted from using my mad sleuthing skillz i got from reading non-svh books about women detectives in the 1920s) is that liz and sam went driving after the prom but they were totally wasted because JESS - the mental - spiked their drinks - LOL! it's all fun and games till your BOYFRIEND DIES isn't it jessica?! anyway, jessica decides it's not her fault AT ALL, and thinks that liz should go to jail like FOREVER! it's so not fair that her boyfriend is DEAD and liz's boyfriend isn't! just to make a point she starts dating todd, liz's boyfriend, which is weird because todd is SO BORING. he gets the guilts over missing a CHESS DATE with his mate to suck face with jess on the beach, like who is this "todd" anyway?
so while all that is happening, LILA is like meeting her mother for the first time since she was 2 and she's all freaking out, and like hello, but isn't lila supposed to be best friends with jessica who's boyfriend just died at the hands of her own twin sister (allegedly) and she spends this whole book working out what to wear to dinner. she's like the WORST best friend EVER! but jess doesn't even notice anyway, she's too grief stricken to do anything but mack out with her sister's boyfriend. OMG TOTAL grief you guys! and anyway, lila's dinner with mum SUCKS because she brings her french "boyfriend" along who is loud and obnoxious, wears a pink suit, has a ponytail, calls everyone darling and has a pearl earring. like, hello? really?
then there is this weird sub plot where this guy is on a tv dating show, and is like going on all these dates with random nut-jobs. like why is this happening? it's kind of obvious really, like HELLO obviously the guy who hosts HUNKS (yeah, that's what's it called) is the guy who KILLED SAM! or something.
and if that's not enough weird shit going on, then MARGOT turns up and she like [TOTAL SPOILER!!!!] MURDERS TWO PEOPLE!!
like seriously, this book was only 200 pages. i'm like WHAT?
i'm kind of like - i should read these in order if i'm going to do it properly, but that means i have to read like 93 books before i find out what happens next on HUNKS.
so like liz gets arrested. and jess is pissed because liz like killed sam. so what i think happened (well, what i've deducted from using my mad sleuthing skillz i got from reading non-svh books about women detectives in the 1920s) is that liz and sam went driving after the prom but they were totally wasted because JESS - the mental - spiked their drinks - LOL! it's all fun and games till your BOYFRIEND DIES isn't it jessica?! anyway, jessica decides it's not her fault AT ALL, and thinks that liz should go to jail like FOREVER! it's so not fair that her boyfriend is DEAD and liz's boyfriend isn't! just to make a point she starts dating todd, liz's boyfriend, which is weird because todd is SO BORING. he gets the guilts over missing a CHESS DATE with his mate to suck face with jess on the beach, like who is this "todd" anyway?
so while all that is happening, LILA is like meeting her mother for the first time since she was 2 and she's all freaking out, and like hello, but isn't lila supposed to be best friends with jessica who's boyfriend just died at the hands of her own twin sister (allegedly) and she spends this whole book working out what to wear to dinner. she's like the WORST best friend EVER! but jess doesn't even notice anyway, she's too grief stricken to do anything but mack out with her sister's boyfriend. OMG TOTAL grief you guys! and anyway, lila's dinner with mum SUCKS because she brings her french "boyfriend" along who is loud and obnoxious, wears a pink suit, has a ponytail, calls everyone darling and has a pearl earring. like, hello? really?
then there is this weird sub plot where this guy is on a tv dating show, and is like going on all these dates with random nut-jobs. like why is this happening? it's kind of obvious really, like HELLO obviously the guy who hosts HUNKS (yeah, that's what's it called) is the guy who KILLED SAM! or something.and if that's not enough weird shit going on, then MARGOT turns up and she like [TOTAL SPOILER!!!!] MURDERS TWO PEOPLE!!
like seriously, this book was only 200 pages. i'm like WHAT?
i'm kind of like - i should read these in order if i'm going to do it properly, but that means i have to read like 93 books before i find out what happens next on HUNKS.
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