everyone's got the FEVER! the SLAM BOOK FEVER! omg! "what the eff is a slam book?" you may ask, well it's basically an excuse to bitch about everyone in BOOKS and make up heaps of crap and mess with everyone's lives! wheeee!
meanwhile liz is fighting with jeff because she's all paranoid that he's got the hots for olivia, like EW! olivia has FRIZZY HAIR hello, she's so not going to get a hot boyfriend until they invent frizz-ease. but liz starts flirting with a.j to make jeff jealous and like jessica cries in her room a lot but is too distraught to tell anyone what's wrong!
jess goes nuts over a.j, (the new boy from austin) like she goes seriously nuts. she fancies his pants so hard core that she stuffs up the cheerleading PYRAMID at the basketball game just because he's watching her. poor jess doesn't know what to do, she's so used to treating boys like disposable rain ponchos that she hardly knows what to do when she actually like FALLS IN LOVE with one.
meanwhile liz is fighting with jeff because she's all paranoid that he's got the hots for olivia, like EW! olivia has FRIZZY HAIR hello, she's so not going to get a hot boyfriend until they invent frizz-ease. but liz starts flirting with a.j to make jeff jealous and like jessica cries in her room a lot but is too distraught to tell anyone what's wrong! a.j FINALLY [SPOILER] starts paying attention to jessica and like asks her out on a date because he thinks she is quiet and shy and like reads books. jessica is like - liz help me! i don't know how to READ BOOKS!
disaster shall ensue fo'sho when a.j finds out that jess is ILLITERATE! :-O
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